Monday, March 26, 2018

No. 298.1: EXTRA! Putin Okays U.S. Expulsions



Dear Donald,
Relax, bro.
As always
I got your back.
For your response
to my Brit
poison attack,
here is a list
of guys to expell.
(I've already replaced them,
so what the hell.)
No need to worry
no call to be sad
there's more where they came from
As ever,
Vlad