On Friday, we at DD are always
excited
wondering who Mueller will say he's indicted.
Weighting which names, planning our
rhymes,
as we strive to anticipate what alleged crimes
will be cataloged in so many pages
—
will the perps roll while Donald rages
on Twitter that there was no collusion
while the rest of us come to a different
conclusion?
As I conclude, would it be rude,
would I be revealing my own attitude,
dude,
were I to allude to how royally we're screwed?
Whether it's Trump or in his (please
God!) absence Pence,
we may already be in the past
tense.