“They say that if you cheat at golf,
you cheat at business. I’m pretty sure he pays his caddie well,
since no matter how far into the woods he hits the ball, it’s in
the middle of the fairway when we get there.”
so
he cheats at golf
so
he cheats on his wives
so
he makes things up
so
he blatantly lies
he is corrupt
a
serial bankrupt
but
don't bring that up
or
he'll erupt
the
question is fraught
and
worth repeating
if
he's never caught
is
he really cheating
he
is I fear
just as depicted
the world won't be safe
until
he's evicted