Wednesday, January 31, 2018

No. 260.1: EXTRA! Department Of Apt Metaphors

A chartered train carrying dozens of GOP lawmakers to a Republican retreat in West Virginia struck a garbage truck south of Charlottesville, Virginia, on Wednesday, lawmakers said.
  • A GOP aide said the train partially derailed
  • No lawmakers were believed to be injured in the accident

BREAKING NEWS: this just in:
our reg'lar program we interrupt.
GOP on a train
hits a garbage truck.
Though off the track, they're uninjured.
The driver of truck? No such luck.
And, make of it
whatever you will,
this train wreck occurred
in Charlottesville!

(As Art Buchwald would say,
“You can't make this stuff up.”)