— WaPo, Trump’s Russia ‘hoax’ turns out to be real (Paywall)
I
tell ya folks
I
still say it's a hoax
invented
by those
Dumb-as-crap
jokes.
I'd
no sooner collude
than
cheat on my wife.
Colluding
is rude,
so
not on your life.
This
talk of collusion
constitutes
an intrusion
into
admin affairs.
Just
tell the Dems
who
love to condemn,
someday
they're gonna get theirs.
I'm
not gonna threaten
but
I'm never lettin'
this
Mueller punk
get
me excited
he'll
be out the door
or
dead on the floor
before
I'm ever indicted.
As
to Dem rebukes
don't
forget I've got nukes.
On
my desk there's
this
gorgeous red button.
With
one little push,
I
make them shush
turning
them into roast mutton.