№ 343: A Letter To Dems Who Just Do Not Get It

Though it would have been rude

for Vlad to intrude

in the U.S. election,

let us end the confusion

and acknowledge collusion. . . 
is beyond our means of detection
and, therefore, out of the question.

Oh, sure Vlad's had some laughs

and keeps framed photographs

from the tape made

at that Moscow hotel.

Whether Donald was there —

that sure looks like his hair —

does not make a difference,

his voters don't care.

Although they know
they are no better off,

they really adore

how he pisses you off.