Wednesday, May 30, 2018

№ 345.1: EXTRA! Lowering The Barr

CNN Media: Roseanne Barr blames Ambien: 'I'm not a racist, just an idiot'

Roseanne Barr is blaming Ambien for her racist tweets and telling her fans, “I'm not a racist, just an idiot who made a bad joke.”


So. . . “idiot” Roseanne, taken aback,
claims she did not know Jarrett was black?
IF this is so, I guess Rosie's no racist
and what she says is just outerspacist.

All is forgiven. Kisses and hugs.
Not her fault at all. It's just her drugs.
No cause for worry unless The Donald
tweets that she's fatter than Rosie O'Donnell.
(And if he does, I guess Ms. Barr will
just have to take another pill.)