Wednesday, April 10, 2019

№ 570: Trump — The Orangine Story? (or an irregal aryan)

REMULAK, April 9

Is Donald from Roswell?
Here's what I think.
He seems somewhat alien,
a bit out of sync
with Earthly creatures
like you and like me.
Does his hair hide his conehead
so we can't see it?
His problems with language —
syntax and such —
shows he knows English.
(But not very much.)
He eats “yuge” quantities of
charred mammal flesh.
Yet his heart beats,
nevertheless.
And he survives
on but little sleep.
(It's either that or
he sleep tweets.)
Also, he does not
love Meryl Streep.
(She once set him fuming.)
If he be human,
he is unglued
that is the one thing
I would conclude.