Linguists found the world’s “weirdest” languages—and English is one of them
THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD, April 17
Now wait just a damn minute. That is absurd.
English, we know, is God's own true word.
You've heard of THE BIBLE? The real one? King James?
Perhaps you have noticed most of the names
are in ENGLISH! Excepting a fewish
which I am guessing are probably Jewish.
Okay it's translation, but do you dare doubt
God was just waiting for English to sprout
out of old Norse. With a smidgen of French.
(Both of which gibberish give off a stench.)
Although it is “young”, our English tongue
is uniquely suited when God's praise is sung.
(English angels with blaring klaxons,
every last man-jack a pure Anglo-Saxon.)
The reason for this is not hard to distinguish,though we recently learned it, God always spoke English.