Obstruction of Nothing

And here, we're guessing, is what WSJ redacted from their editorial.

(with apoligies to Paul and Linda McCartney)

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CLOUD CUCKOO-LAND, April 19

We're so sorry dearest Donald
We're so sorry Mueller caused you so much pain
We're so sorry dearest Donald
But your future still looks Stormy
And we ain't talking rain
We're so sorry but WE have only loving thinks to say
We're so sorry dearest Donald
But we really did believe you were headed for the clink
We're so sorry dearest Donald
But Bob Mueller had not a lot to say
We're sorry dearest Donald
But the Dems are on your case and you'll still be put away
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy
Billy Barr told me
he would fix things up and I would go Scot-free
I ate a few Big Macs (my usual snacks) and put on a tie
(I always snacks on Macs it helps me to relax — make napkin of my tie)
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy
Golf a little lard ass, play a round (play a round)
Use golf cart keep your feet up off the ground
Golf a little, play a round
Golf a little lard ass, play a round (play a round)
Use golf cart keep your feet up off the ground
Golf a little, play a round
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy
I'm in Putin's pocket (pocket)
I am Putin's guy