Tuesday, April 2, 2019

№ 564: Europa (the good old days)

Story of most murderous people of all time revealed in ancient DNA (Paywall)

Starting 5000 years ago, the Yamnaya embarked on a violent conquest of Europe. Now genetic analysis tells their tale for the first time

“I’ve become increasingly convinced there must have been a kind of genocide,” says Kristian Kristiansen at the University of Gothenburg, Sweden.

Almost all people of European descent can trace their paternal origins back to inhabitants of the Eurasian steppe....these people, known as the Yamnaya, and their descendants travelled across the continent during the Neolithic replacing locals – particularly the men – as they went.

EUROPE, April 1

DNA studies show Europeans
descended from violent invaders,
who, if these studies be true,
efficiently dispatched indigenous males
from Balkans to Finland,
from Turkey to Wales
to Scotland, Ireland,  
to Spain, Scandinavia. . .
indulging in unpleasant behavior.

Our ancient forefathers accomplished these tasks
before we were Celts or Germans or Basques
or Greeks or Slavs or Renaissance Italians
or any more recent rapacious rapscallions.

Long ago we were already barbarian
well before anyone called himself Aryan.
This is why we are as mean as they come,
being descended of murdering scum.
Our DNA serves as grim testimonial
evidence for our successes colonial,
our need to invade, oppress and displace
anyone living in peace anyplace.

If we're in God's image, without thinking twice,
you've got to conclude God is not very nice.
Though it is true, to give Him his due,
God is not European, God is a Jew.