Donald Trump wrongly claims his father was born in Germany – again

President made the claim about his New York-born father, Fred Trump, during a press conference with the Nato secretary general

STATE OF CONFUSION, April 3

Was Donald's father perhaps born in Kenya?

And if he was does that explain why

Donald maintains this German

birth myth? Such a ridiculous lie.

This birth controversy continues to fester

and absent definitive proof

the best explanation anyone offers

is Donald cannot tell the truth.

It is not, mind, so much that he lies

or has evil intents.

It's more that WE can't match facts

with what Donald invents.

His ginormous brain is no help in explaining

this most intriguing phenomenon.

We should, therefor, henceforth refrain

from attacking the poor man ad hominem.

It is SO SAD he does what he does

and he is making the U.S. a was.

All things considered, the probable cause

is his acute male menopause.