(along with everything else)
though a few presidents did stuff reproachable
Trump is unique thinking facts are negotiable
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Divorces Point Of Odor
If Trump (as he insists) is “very smart”
would some FOX Trumpette care to impart
to us, the unwashed, precisely the part
that WE do not get of “until death do you part”?
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N'Import Quoi
What'll be the import
of the conviction
of Paul Manafort?
Will FOX report it?
Will they distort it?
If they don't will Trump have
the Murdochs deported?
Given Trump family lack of morality,
I expect ever more criminality.
Will Trump the Father, at last, lose his grip
when Trump the Son chooses to flip?
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Love, Honor AND OBEY!
“Hey, Melania! Really, come on!
DON'T contradict me about LeBron!
Sweetheart, pussy cat, baby, wassup?
Don't tell me you never read the pre-nup!”
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Trump Doctrine
Unless, pretty quick, I get my way
I guarantee it'll be “Bombs away!”
EVERYONE do what I tell you to:
Iran, Venezuela, Korea, Mexico, too.
Canada, Japan, China and the E. U.
My way or die with no disputin'.
I gotta do this to impress Vlad Putin.