Federal prosecutors have charged Collins, one of President Trump's earliest congressional supporters, with insider trading on Wednesday, accusing the congressman and his son of using inside information about a biotechnology company to make illicit stock trades.
Rep. Collins is also charged with
making false statements to the FBI.
What's
wrong with insider trading?
Why
is it breaking the law?
If
you're well-off and connected. . .
that is what friends are for!
that is what friends are for!
How
is this bad? It is so sad
that
you're punished for having pals.
Next
thing you know, so long status quo,
they'll
be banning goosing the gals.
It's
getting so the best men you know
are probably going jail.
In
the short run it is much less fun
being
born rich, white and male.