In the wake of Ailes, O'Reilly and Kelly*,
at FOX the merde docks got very smelly.In order to their fortunes repair,they decommissioned both "balanced" and "fair",
replacing them with "Most watched, most trusted"
instead of the more accurate "Touched crotch, got busted".
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* List of women who accused Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly of sexual misconduct.