Monday, January 21, 2019

№ 513: Yearning For Yesteryear (or take THAT Gillette)

Remember the goodoldaze
that happy time when
wimmin were wimmin
and MEN were REAL MEN
before little girlies
kicked down the door
MEN could tell women
“Down on the floor
like it says the Bible
and the Quran —
both of which teach
the supremeness of MAN
who was made in God’s image
as we were taught
women were only
an afterthought.

(Which may explain
why, by the way,
so many MEN
are just a bit gay.)