(with apologies to Jule Styne and Stephen Sondheim)
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I had a dream, a dream about you, Donnie.
It's gonna come true, Donnie.
I like your hairdo, and Donnie,
things are swell, news is FAKE!
We are making America quake!
Open lips, don't disclose.
Donnie, everything’s coming up chaos.
Press and Dems are real jerks!
Mayhem for us always works.
Grab her hips. Muss her clothes.
Donnie, everything’s coming up chaos.
Now's our inning. I think everyone's clear.
We're still winning as we were from the beginning!
No one can make us stop.
Because I'm the guy at the top.
We're still swell. We're still great.
I can tell. It's our fate.
Mueller doesn't even have a clue!
Donnie, everything's coming up chaos for me and for you!
You can do it, all you need is a hand.
We can do it, Donnie is gonna see to it!
No one can make us stop.
Because I'm the guy who's on top.
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Donnie, everything's coming up towers and new hotels!
Everything's coming up Putin and Kim Jong Un!
Everything's gonna be Space Corps and border walls!
Everything's coming up chaos for me and for you!