NYT: Trump’s Freewheeling and Fact-Free Cabinet Meeting (Paywall)
For over an hour and a half, President Trump spoke on a variety of topics, including the border wall, Syria, his unpopularity abroad and Mitt Romney. Not all of it was accurate.
Jan. 2, 2019
WASHINGTON — President Trump had a few things to say to start the new year.
About walls. About wheels. About death and sand. About Mitt Romney and Iran. About his popularity in Europe and within the Republican Party. About essentially firing Jim Mattis as defense secretary, and forcing the retiring senators Bob Corker and Jeff Flake from office. And about validation from Kanye West and how his generals were “better looking than Tom Cruise.”
He lamented being lonely in the White House over Christmas and New Year’s. He had been essentially out of public view for a week, so when he convened his first cabinet meeting of 2019, he seemed to be releasin g some pent-up demand to be heard.
I find it so sad and very odd
that people still think that they need “God”.
What did “God” do to end abortion?
NADA! He left it to me as my portion.
(Granted, it’s not yet a done-deal
but I’m getting us close to Roe-Wade repeal.)
Another sad fact is
“God” doesn't do taxes.
And like “God” — isn't he in retirement? —
I don’t give a fig about the “environment”.
What profit a man having air, food and water
when he already has the world’s hottest daughter,
if keeping air, food and water clean
costs him cash-money. I mean it’s obscene.
But, back to the point:
Why “God” before me?
I can do more
I guarantee.
If this idea meets too much resistance,
I could keep “God” as a comedic assistant.
Like I had on TV.
And, in consequence,
dispense with Pence,
who I have to question. Is he really loyal?
Plus I hate how he acts like a goil.
And, in consequence,
dispense with Pence,
who I have to question. Is he really loyal?
Plus I hate how he acts like a goil.
All of these churches,
temples. . .whatever. . .
could be re-purposed
now and forever.
You gotta admit
they’d look a lot better
with “TRUMP” on the front
in BIGLY gold letters
where I could be worshiped
for my alternative facts
and accept burnt offerings:
Diet Cokes and Big Macs.
where I could be worshiped
for my alternative facts
and accept burnt offerings:
Diet Cokes and Big Macs.