out with the new
suppress the many
play to the few
insist down is up
say the left's never right
tell Nancy and Chuck
“Go fly a kite”
restock the cabinet
with toady yes men
send Legos to border
so Mexicans can
build plastic walls
along Rio Grande
praise be to Kim
kisses for Vlad
tell all our allies
“Me-think-you-bad”
criticize media
call them all fake
excepting FOX
eat chocolate cake
ramble and bluster
tweet lots of lies
play lots of golf
watch out for spies
in the White House
check corners and nooks
last thing you need
more insider books
misbehave always
cause lots of strife
and if there's time
shop for new wife