Friday, January 25, 2019

№ 517: The Case Of The Mistweeted Vowel (from the Tweeter-in-chief)

Earnie Grafton/Reuters
Kirstjen Nielsen, the secretary of Homeland Security, visited 
section of new border fencing in Calexico, Calif., in October. 


A slut wall on the border
is entirely in order.
And I would gaily
visit there daily
to pay my respect
inspect and select
a replacement for Melanie
who does not speak well of me.