as were emperors of China.
Khrushchev, though not an emperor at all,
built one causing NATO angina.
(No fan of NATO. Not me. Not I.
Nikita, I think, was my kind of guy —
you think I've a crush on
dictators Russian?)
So, no, this is no Twitter rant
And I can do it. Don't tell me I can’t.
I’ve oft answered questions,
“Maybe. We’ll see.”
Well, what I see here is
E-MER-GEN-CY.
Flashing lights, klaxons
call me to action.
I am your leader.
This is a crisis.
I want this wall
to scare away ISIS.
Building a wall
is nothing at all.
With my super powers,
I built Trump Towers.
I’d build it myself,
despite FAKE NEWS slurs.
But, sadly, I can’t.
Because of bone spurs.
Remind you of anyone?
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