Thursday, November 15, 2018

№ 466: Donald Pan

(with apologies to Moose Charlap and Carolyn Leigh and children everywhere)


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I'm lying.
Like Roy Cohn always taught
always lie you won't get caught.
I'm lying.

I'm lying.
CNN can't see me
and I own GOP.
I'm flying.

I watch only FOX 'coz it's fact free
and that is why our fans love me.

I'm lying.
Watch me now build my wall.
“Number one”, fun for all.
The white working class
love me, bet your ass
I'm lying.

I'll fly Air Force One straight into space.
I dream of Ivanka all dressed in lace.

I'm lying.
Easier than Vlad thought
democracy is untaught.
I just wink and smile.
Republicans Sieg Heil!
and say, “Remember when. . ."
and then in a little while
it's dying.