West
Wing considers high-level shakeup as it prepares for final two years
of first term
“This
is how the president works,” one White House official said. “He’s
doused a bunch of people in gasoline and he’s waiting for someone
to light a match.”
Oh, how I wish I
were MBS.
Then I would respond
to unpleasantness
with a simple
instruction, “Off with his head!”
Must it be this
hard to make someone dead?
Not necessarily
ACTUALLY dead.
Just make them go away
instead.
It makes me weary,
weary and tired,
to tell General Kelly who's to be fired.
Can't do it myself
— too conscious-stricken.
And, truth to tell,
I'm a big chicken.
Clucking and
fussing, I am a mess.
I'm in a permanent
state of distress.
Can I bring back Jeff Sessions, my sweet Keebler elf?
Must I tell Kelly
to go fire himself?