“He’d seen Abu Ghraib, renditions,
death penalties, and he felt comforted by Trump. He could not
understand why this was happening to him.”
* * *
“Sure, that's what I mean,” Doc
Daneeka said. “A little grease is what makes this world go round.
One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.”
Yossarian knew what he meant.
“That's not what I meant,” Doc
Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back.
― Joseph Heller, Catch 22
To: Jared@whitehouse.gov
From: MBS@MBS.MBS
Subject: WTF!
Yo bro,
You come into my house
on the day my daughter
is to be married
complaining I did a murder?
From: MBS@MBS.MBS
Subject: WTF!
Yo bro,
You come into my house
on the day my daughter
is to be married
complaining I did a murder?
Kid-ding!
I'm thirty-three.
My daughter —
if I have a daughter —
is too young
to marry off
to my brother's son.
I'm thirty-three.
My daughter —
if I have a daughter —
is too young
to marry off
to my brother's son.
We're waiting
till they're ten.
Can't start
planning succession
too early.
Know what I mean?
too early.
Know what I mean?
Great flick,
Godfather.
So many life lessons.
You kiss my “ring”,
I kiss yours?
Know what I mean?
Godfather.
So many life lessons.
You kiss my “ring”,
I kiss yours?
Know what I mean?
But seriously, Jarhead —
you don't mind
I call you Jarhead?
you don't mind
I call you Jarhead?
Okay, okay, USMC
might have a problem.
Pussy 🐱 like you
called by their nickname. . .
might have a problem.
Pussy 🐱 like you
called by their nickname. . .
But what's the deal here?
I off a news guy —
a friggin' news guy! —
and everyone gets upset?
You're upset.
The big guy. . .
Really big. 239?
That's a joke, right?
I mean, 239?
He dresses like me maybe —
MAYBE! —
he pulls it off.
But a polo shirt?
(Great game, polo.
You play?)
Come on.
(If he wants some thawbs,
I can get him a deal.
Better than this Amazon shit.
Headgear different from KKK,
but otherwise. . .
And, man,
does it does hide the pounds.)
He's upset?
Putin poisons people
and that's okay
but I cut off Khashoggi's head
there's hell to pay?
You guys never complained
about women and kids
I bomb the shit out of in Yemen.
You maybe would be happier if
I used U.S. Steel to cut heads
like I use U.S. bombs?
Besides, we strangled
the sonofabitch first,
fer crissake.
PBUH.
(Sorry.
Forgot.
Jesus is not your guy.
No joke, you all look alike.
No kike, you all joke alike?
Sorry, dude.😊)
Help me out here.
I need the rule book.
I thought we had this thing,
you and me.
I am so disappointed.☹☹
Know what I mean?
I off a news guy —
a friggin' news guy! —
and everyone gets upset?
You're upset.
The big guy. . .
Really big. 239?
That's a joke, right?
I mean, 239?
He dresses like me maybe —
MAYBE! —
he pulls it off.
But a polo shirt?
(Great game, polo.
You play?)
Come on.
(If he wants some thawbs,
I can get him a deal.
Better than this Amazon shit.
Headgear different from KKK,
but otherwise. . .
And, man,
does it does hide the pounds.)
He's upset?
Putin poisons people
and that's okay
but I cut off Khashoggi's head
there's hell to pay?
You guys never complained
about women and kids
I bomb the shit out of in Yemen.
You maybe would be happier if
I used U.S. Steel to cut heads
like I use U.S. bombs?
Besides, we strangled
the sonofabitch first,
fer crissake.
PBUH.
(Sorry.
Forgot.
Jesus is not your guy.
No joke, you all look alike.
No kike, you all joke alike?
Sorry, dude.😊)
Help me out here.
I need the rule book.
I thought we had this thing,
you and me.
I am so disappointed.☹☹
Know what I mean?
WHAT PART OF
“ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONARCHY”
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
We ain't no girlie
Mafia Joisey construction crew
like maybe you're used to.
Is it because I'm an A-rab?
That's racist, man.
Love to Ivanka.
Know what I mean?😜
Best,
MBS (PBUM)