WASHINGTON
— Trump administration officials on Sunday accused Canadian Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau of stabbing President Trump in the back,
blaming him for the president's refusal
to endorse
a
joint statement with other world leaders.
If
you're wondering what
caused
Donald Trump's Canada,
airborne,
melt-down hissy fit,
now
it can be told
our
investigative reporters'
anonymous
sources
have got
us right to
the
bottom of it.
Here
is the deal,
we
now can reveal
what
Donald was thinking of.
Which
before this
no
one had even an inkling of.
You
know what Sam Bee (accurately?)
called
Ivanka, Crown Princess Trump?
You
can bet your ass,
Daddy
would not let that pass
with
only a grunted, “Hrumpf!”
When Donald discovered
Ms. Bee is Canadian
a Niagara of
anger
started cascading in.
While
Donald does care
when
you mock his hair
and
his teeny (too grabby) paws,
you
must realize
if
you criticize
Ivanka,
Ivanka,
HE'S DECLARING WAR!
[Updated 6/12/2018 1:38 am]
[Updated 6/12/2018 1:38 am]