Tuesday, June 12, 2018

№ 354: An Inside Scoop


WASHINGTON — Trump administration officials on Sunday accused Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of stabbing President Trump in the back, blaming him for the president's refusal to endorse a joint statement with other world leaders.

If you're wondering what
caused Donald Trump's Canada,
airborne, melt-down hissy fit,
now it can be told
our investigative reporters'
anonymous sources
have got us right to
the bottom of it.

Here is the deal,
we now can reveal
what Donald was thinking of.
Which before this
no one had even an inkling of.

You know what Sam Bee (accurately?)
called Ivanka, Crown Princess Trump?
You can bet your ass,
Daddy would not let that pass
with only a grunted, “Hrumpf!”

When Donald discovered
Ms. Bee is Canadian
Niagara of anger 
started cascading in.

While Donald does care
when you mock his hair
and his teeny (too grabby) paws,
you must realize
if you criticize 
Ivanka,
HE'S DECLARING WAR!

[Updated 6/12/2018 1:38 am]