I am not on vacation.
I vacated WH for “long-planned”
renovation.
I am Donald J. Trump.
I can't live in a dump.
I build border walls!
I do not hit golf balls.
The Korea eruption?
To make America great again
I get Kim to nuke a Demo state, then
claim credit for job creation
clearing radioactive contamination.
Fake news people say, “Can he be for
real?”
(Memo to self: “reread” Art Of
The Deal.)