These
exploding sex scandals
run
really deep.
Is
there even one guy left
who
isn't a creep?
Moore
and Franken
have
the morals of plankton.
Weinstein
and Rose,
just regular bro's.
Should
we give up pretense
or
moral order
and
freely fondle friends'
wives
and daughters?
To
the best of our ability
act
like medieval nobility?
Maybe Mike Pence makes sense.
Should we let his way commence?
(Maybe go gaudier
like they do in Saudia?
To avoid all temptation
for the sake of the nation
keep women always in hibernation?)
If
we are actually draining the dump...
(Write
your own line ending with Trump.)