if oftentimes I sound ridic'lous
remember my brain's riddled with syphilis
back from the time in the seventies (eighties?)
I was involved with some "shady" ladies
I told Howard Stern I am what I am
the damned STD's were my Vietnam*
it makes no difference to my supporters
who still offer me their wives and their daughters
that black guy behind me, I call him [REDACTED]
and he still supports me, so GTF figger
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*“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” Trump said in the interview when Howard Stern asked how he handled making sure he wasn’t contracting STDs from the women he was sleeping with. — People Magazine
He was, of course, lying. (A salesman's gotta lie.) It is also why he never released his detailed medical records. That and his cocaine addiction. But at least he wasn't born in Kenya and is not a Muslim, eh? (Or is he?)
