Tuesday, December 26, 2017

No. 234: Satanists' Plan For America

Our tip-top secret plan for times to come:
first confiscate everyone's Bibles and guns.
Then after some time, when we hold sway,
everyone has to get married gay.
If criminals pursue hetero sex. . .
you don't want to see what we'll do next!

We, as you know, worship Satan
whose relation to Yahweh remains uncertain.
Skipping details, they are both alpha-males
each longing to read the other's emails.
(Or should we say entrails?)
For thousands of years Satan's been on the hook
because Yahweh's followers wrote some silly book
purporting to show that those in the know
decided that his way was the way to go.
Well pardon us but. . .that “ain't necessarily so".