Our tip-top secret plan for times to
come:
first confiscate everyone's Bibles and
guns.
Then after some time, when we hold sway,
everyone has to get married gay.
If criminals pursue hetero sex. . .
you don't want to see what we'll do next!
We, as you know, worship Satan
whose relation to Yahweh remains uncertain.
Skipping details, they are both
alpha-males
each longing to read the other's
emails.
(Or should we say entrails?)
For thousands of years Satan's been on
the hook
because Yahweh's followers wrote some
silly book
purporting to show that those in the
know
decided that his way was the way to go.
Well pardon us but. . .that “ain't necessarily so".