Monday, October 8, 2018

№ 438.1: EXTRA! Donald Says ‘Sorry’

WaPo: Trump apologizes to Kavanaugh for ‘terrible pain and suffering’
At a swearing in ceremony hosted by the White House Oct. 8, President Trump began by apologizing to Supreme Court Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh.


Oh, pity the hardship, bewail the travail
that is the lot of a superior male, 
who whether white, yellow or black 
finds himself constantly under attack
by packs of deranged hormonal witches
who really need swift kicks in their britches.