(with apologies to Cole Porter.)
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I like beer!
Believe me I am honestly sincere!
As a boy I did enjoy my daily dose of lager.
I downed whole kegs and drained the dregs till I was in a fog or
passed out on the floor atop a fifteen-year-old jogger.
Oh I like beer!
Among the brews I cannot choose a single one I favor.
After three or four (or more) the world begins to waver.
And come the dawn, the early morn I taste this sickish flavor.
But I like beer!
