Thursday, October 18, 2018

№ 446.1: EXTRA! Exit The Fox

FOX Business News: FOX Business Network cancels participation in Saudi Conference


This “Desert Davos” is looking deserted.
But to be “balanced and fair”:
it's not that we think killing's perverted. . .
we just “don't want to go there”.
It's such a snooze — the absence of booze.
It gives us pause — the absence of whores.
Rupert's convinced it's wrong to wince
at Jared's and Donald's STILL favorite prince.

Although we've enjoyed being close to throne,
we really don't want to be there alone
with His Royal Highness and staff in a room
with guards at the doors anytime soon.
We would prefer to stay home in bed
than have to consider losing our head.