Thursday, October 25, 2018

№ 451: Bombast: messages from our lied-er

WSJ: Explosive Devices Sent to Clinton, Obama, CNN, Former Head of Democratic National Committee

Investigators are looking into whether Democrats are being targeted

President Trump, speaking at the White House, vowed to bring those responsible for sending the bombs to justice and said there is no place in the country for political violence.

My great supporters – always – the best,
your apple pies, our flag and your moms.
So, I ask, please, at my behest,
could you knock off this shit with the bombs?
There's no need for violence,
trust me, I'll silence
all of those folks you deplore.
And what is more, I'll settle the score
for today, for tomorrow and forevermore.
(And sign bombers' pardons
in the Rose Garden.)
 
Bombs would be quicker,
but courts'll be slicker.

I gotta tell ya,
blood makes me sicker
than I ever was
with my painful bone spurs,
which set to zero
my chance to play hero
and alone, by myself, win
Southeast Asia Wars.

WSJ: U.S. Stocks Fall Sharply as Markets Extend Rocky Stretch

Nasdaq loses 4.4%, Dow and S&P 500 indexes relinquish their gains for 2018 in late day selloff

The Nasdaq Composite plunged into correction territory after its worst day in more than seven years. . .

There is no crisis.
My Wall Street advisers
will fix share prices
or I'll blame ISIS.
Shares can't go down
while I'm around.
NO interruption
of my corruption.