NYT: Donald Trump Is Lyin’ Up a Storm (Paywall)
Me? Lie? Like it's a “crime”
to fool Allah the people Allah the time?
Abe
Lincoln wudda if he'd had social media.
But
he did not! (You can check Wikipedia.)
So, say sometimes I lie. . .
Mostly
it works. A guy's gotta try.
Some
of my lies are highly reliable —
chapter
and verse — straight from THE BIBLE*.
Okay, I distort, torture with words,
draw conclusions you know are absurd?
Let @failingTimes go fume and cuss.
Mike Pence says, “God is with us.”
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*Editor's note: he's LY-ing.
