№ 453: A Prayer For Evangelials

However much (SAD) Lib-er-als, “Hrumpf!”

we Evangelicals will always love our Mein Trump.

Although we know he's not one of our guys 

we still will support him because otherwise

we will never – EV-ER! – accomplish our goal:

to forcefully save your unworthy/unwilling soul

from Darwin and rational secularism
with our legislative mass exorcism.

First, we took state legislatures to reapportion

congressional districts and outlaw abortion.
Soon we'll be in total control,
free to command. No need to cajole!

For who in CREATION knows better than we

what OUR God demands from humanity?