TCCN EXCLUSIVE!
RIYADH (rhymes with jihad) — Saudis Release Final Statement Following Plebiscite On Death Of Jamal Khashoggi
As a most loyal subject,
Jamal, it is said,
just up and died
coz we wanted him dead.
All those in favor, say, “Aye”.
Those opposed. . .
should, we suggest,
get their heads diagnosed
and act like sheep
if those heads they would keep.
We herewith promise enough oil to pump
to get this accepted by President Trump.
(How many F-35's must we buy
before having to teach our women to fly?)