Monday, October 22, 2018

№ 448: Coming Distractions — Republican Frictions & Fractions

Some “facts” are “true”-ish,
some “facts” are not-ish — it
doesn't matter
if there's a profit.

Some things are right,
others are wrong,
but when we smell money,
we go along.

We'd vote for the devil
and never think twice,
if he says he's down with
Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Although we are
“the party of Lincoln”,
the Fifteenth Amendment
is not to our thinking.

We're for the Armed Forces
expanding their role,
when not winning wars,
policing our polls.

We don't draft legislation.
We're hobbyists!
Crafting the law 
that's for lobbyists.

I'd ruther my son/daughter
marry a New York sewer rat
than settle down 
with some prevert Democrat.

For the good of the nation,
flush rules down the potty. 
End all regulation!
(Except lady bodies.)

Some immigrants just
might be all right.
(IF they speak English,
IF they're pure lily-white.)


(When we appear
on Post Office posters,
will we crowd out
La Cosa Nostras?)