God made us free
to eat anything
we decree,
we decree,
in any way,
dumber than we.
dumber than we.
We human beings —
God's chosen, US! —
are allowed to eat everything.
What's to discuss?
Interpolating
God's clear intent,
we can DO ANYTHING!
(Except during Lent.
When, for example,
in place of hair shirts
we show we're holy
by skipping desserts.)
It also follows,
as night does day,
the best amongst us
have final say
on WHO gets to live
WHO needs to die
WHO does NOT get
a sliver of pie.
If you are a slave
and I am free
it's what God wants
for eternity.
If you are a slave
and I am free
it's what God wants
for eternity.
It's all in accord
with Almighty's plan.
You know, “Almighty”?
Roosian-born Ayn?
Though Jesus is still
our afterlife darlin',
for here and now livin',
we prefer Rand and Darwin.
BONUS FOR US CARNIVORES
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