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THE TWILIGHT OF DEMOCRACY ZONE (February 4)
(with apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II)
What a blow,
way to go,
no way Ioway
You were not supposed to make us cry
I can’t get out of bed
and I wish that I was dead
we might as well kiss our ass good-bye
In elections the vote count
is extremely paramount
such a mess you can not justify
So let me be perfectly clear,
forget Des Moines
let's get to New Hampsheer.
[Think Anthony and corn field. That was, of course, Ohio, but as a New Yorker, I do distinguish between these places. — Proprietor]
[Think Anthony and corn field. That was, of course, Ohio, but as a New Yorker, I do distinguish between these places. — Proprietor]