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(with apologies to English traditional melody and, I suppose, Simon and Garfunkel)
NARCISSISTIC PARANOIA (May 27) —
smearing him with outrageous lies,
after Joe found the guts to declare
he is a liar and dumb and unwise?
If Twitter suspends Donnie’s account,
If Twitter suspends Donnie’s account,
barring him from spreading more lies,
that would hardly be tantamount
to the First Amendment’s demise
Tweet Twitter’s Dorsey, saying, “Dear Jack,
Tweet Twitter’s Dorsey, saying, “Dear Jack,
I am sick of all Donnie’s lies.”
Tell poor Jack you’ve got his back
if Donnie threatens to end his franchise
You also might email your state GOP
You also might email your state GOP
telling them, though they’re Trump allies,
“Remember speech isn't just free
and that TRUTH eventu'lly trumps lies”
Is Donnie tweeting Joe Scarborough fair,
Is Donnie tweeting Joe Scarborough fair,
smearing him with outrageous lies
for having had the guts to declare
he is a liar and dumb and unwise?