Wednesday, May 31, 2017

No. LXXVI: He'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up. Not HE!

Young Donny knew he was good. He was hard.
Meanest damn kid in the whole damn school yard!
When puberty hit him (with much ado),
he discovered he liked sex a lot, too.
His three wives, five children plus bankruptcies
qualified him for the presidency.

In the White House he repeats his deceits,
he blusters, he bleats, he brags and he tweets.
He meets with our allies, the whole bloomin' bunch,
demanding they hand him their money for lunch.
He pockets this "win" and, with his smug grin,

says, "Here I am: Peter Pan's evil twin."