Trump White House Bugged
(a TCC News Exclusive)
TCC News news has exclusively learned that a White House recording system installed during Grover Cleveland's second administration (1894-1897) remains in place and operative.
Recordings are made on wax cylinders. No system maintenance has been performed since Cleveland left office. The cylinders in place are continually written over.
Each cylinder is capable of recording for about one half hour.
In Cleveland's day, each machine was manned by a Treasury Department agent charged with removing full cylinders and transcribing them. The cylinders have not been changed since 1897.
The system, made in Germany, continues to function.
TCC News was exclusively granted exclusive access to several of these machines by informed sources who requested anonymity since they speak Russian.
(a TCC News Exclusive)
TCC News news has exclusively learned that a White House recording system installed during Grover Cleveland's second administration (1894-1897) remains in place and operative.
Recordings are made on wax cylinders. No system maintenance has been performed since Cleveland left office. The cylinders in place are continually written over.
Each cylinder is capable of recording for about one half hour.
In Cleveland's day, each machine was manned by a Treasury Department agent charged with removing full cylinders and transcribing them. The cylinders have not been changed since 1897.
The system, made in Germany, continues to function.
TCC News was exclusively granted exclusive access to several of these machines by informed sources who requested anonymity since they speak Russian.
TCC News was exclusively allowed to play back recordings in the early hours on a recent morning. This is some of what we heard.
Center Hall:
That's okay, I'll be fine,
soon's I remember
which room's mine.
Whatever...
Master Bedroom:
This is FOX News, for the present.
Sleep tight, Mr. President.
When you awake
say news is fake,
say all of it's pox
except what's on FOX.
Dining Room:
Is this some kind of stupid joke?
Where's the red button for my Diet Coke®?
Queen's Bedroom (used by first lady when in residence):
Now I lay me down to sleep
I locked the door against the creep.
Remember always say your prayers,
and keep your suitcase by the stairs.
Master Bath:
Mirror on the whachacall
whosis something of whatever...
Truman Balcony:
Tweet, tweet, squeak, squawk,
honk, honk, rumble.
Lincoln Bedroom:
[Muffled, far-away voice]
Though I wasn't Catholic and don't hold with confessions,
I confess I hate Jefferson Sessions.
West Sitting Hall:
Is this some kind of stupid joke?
Where's the red button for my Diet Coke®?
Kitchen:
Este presidente es tan horrible
que voy a ir a casa en México.
Treaty Room:
Treaty? Needy. Defeaty!
Irate! Renegotiate!
Irate?
Is that Iraq or Iran?
Did I tell you I ran
according to plan?
Most votes ever.
Diet Coke®? Whatever...
East Bedroom:
Ivanka?
West Bedroom:
Jared?
East Sitting Hall:
Is this some kind of stupid joke?
Where's the red button for my Diet Coke®?
Yellow Oval Room:
What's in the corner
that isn't there?
Diet Coke®?...Whatever...
Living Room:
Hillary?
Bill!
Quick hide over here.
By the oval room corner
that isn't there.
Stair Landing:
Secret Service is no fun.
I think that I will "eat my gun".
Cos. Rm.: