Since the office I work in an ellipse,
I've decided to cancel next Monday's eclipse.
If that does not work, it is in my
powers
to order instead coast-to-coast
showers.
If I can't stop the moon blotting the
sun,
what is the point, where is the fun?
I'm here to end U.S. decline.
Just believe what I tell you and things'll be fine.
To those who oppose, I say watch where
you tread:
I'm practicing saying, "Off with their heads!”