The president's unwell,
he's made a living hell.
Heigh-ho the derry-o,
the president's unwell.
The man, he has no soul
and lacks all self-control.
Heigh-ho the derry-o,
this man, he has no soul.
The man is indiscrete.
Repeatedly he tweets
ungrammatic rambling bleats.
The president doth tweet.
The president doth flirt
with white hoods and brown shirts.
Even when not chasing skirt,
the president doth flirt.
HE LOST THE CEO's!
HE. LOST. THE. C. E. O.'s!
A PRESIDENT FROM GOP
LOST THE CEO's!?
Analysis will find
he is out of his mind.
Pence enlist the Twenty-Fifth*
and put this mess behind.
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*Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
—U.S. Constitution, Amendment XXV, Section 4