Friday, November 3, 2017

No. 197: Tut Tut Tut

[Speaker of the House Paul] Ryan initially kicked the naming over to Trump because of his knack for branding, according to a senior Hill aide.

Trump has been insistent that the bill be called the Cut Cut Cut Act, according to the administration officials.


GOP Congress could not name the bill,
branding not being one of their skills.
They asked their leader.
He thought real hard.
He said his gut
said “Cut Cut Cut”.

This Act makes donations
to corporations
while keeping the wealthy
financially healthy. 
It gives middle classes
a boot up their asses.
(That is, if it passes.)

In private, Republicans call it AFRADAWT Act,
short for Are Folks Really ADumb As We Thought Act.