Friday, November 17, 2017

No. 208.1: EXTRA! Tsk, Tsk, Tsk

President Trump abruptly reversed his administration’s Thursday decision to allow elephants shot for sport in Zimbabwe and Zambia to be imported back to the United States as trophies, saying in a tweet Friday night that he was putting the decision “on hold” until further review. -- WaPo: Trump halts big-game trophy decision (Paywall)


Try though I may
I really can’t
see reasons for
killing an elephant.

Perhaps with a spear
or other light gear
the hunt could be inviting.
But with a big gun
where is the fun?
How can you call this exciting?

Hunters, I hear,
are challenged by Venus.
The hunt compensates for
a very small penis.