Saturday, November 18, 2017

No. 208.2: EXTRA! The Leaning Tower

Trump Ocean Club drew people accused of corruption and future president benefited from laundered funds — Guardian: Trump's Panama tower used for money-laundering by condo owners, reports say

Because I'm a germaphobe,
I launder money
to kill microbes.
Nothing here “funny”.
It would be rude to conclude
that I would collude
with Latino drug lords
and BFF's oligarchs.
I'm not tied to these deals.
(unless someone squeals.)

Believe me, folks,
I wouldn't fool ya.
Bing-bing,
ding-dong.
(Who's that at the door?
                      ???
Oh no, it's Mueller!)