(with
apologies to Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim.)
“Somewhere” (<— Click to start orchestra in new page. Return here to sing
along.)
There's
a place for me,
In outer space for me.
Steak
and cake and, of course, my hair.
All
for me,
Somewhere.
There's
a time for me,
A time sublime for me,
Every
morning on Fox & Friends
Truth suspends, facts all end,
Sometime.
Somewhere.
After alt-right Revolution,
I'll
have the power of Putin . . .
Somewhere
. . .
There's
a place for me,
All time, all space for me.
I
gotta tell ya it's goin' well,
We're on
our way, straight t' hell.
Right
now,
Today,
Right
here!