Guardian:
Trump believes Putin on Russia meddling and says Mueller may cost lives
When I look 'im straight in the eye
I know Vlad is my kinda guy,
so I ignore FBI and CIA distortion
that blow Russian “meddling” out of proportion.
Russians, of course, had their opinions
but that does not mean they unleashed their minions
to sway the vote in certain states.
Look at the tapes. I won the debates!
(That, I gotta tell ya, is not my vanity.
You don't believe me, go ask Sean Hannity!)
Trust me, Vlad's a professional. Pure KGB.
Won The Order Of Lenin! Would he lie to me?
My respect for him is enormous.
He is the kindest, bravest, warmest,
most wonderful human being
(believing is seeing)
I've known in my life.
(Except, maybe, for my present wife,
who—this is funny—coincidently
was also born in a Communist country.)
Together Vlad and I march forward
and if not forward certainly toward
the sort of future we think'll suit yer.
Vlad gains Ukraine, I deport Mexicans.
We do what we do, because YES, WE CAN!
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| Note matching "Odor of Lenin" badges. Engagement present? |