When bi-coastal elites disparage Trump tweets
with nose out of joint, are we missing the point?
Although your average reporter
knows Puerto Rico's surrounded by
water,
mid-Americans haven't a notion
what a sea looks like. (Not to mention an
ocean!)
Even those who have seen a Great Lake
may think anything larger must be a fake.
It isn't strange they deny climate
change,
years barely vary home on the range.
They. Pray. Gay. Away.
We see Broadway musicals — even on Sunday!
We go to orgies, they to church
suppers.
They read their Bibles. We pop our uppers.
The twain, so they say, never shall meet
'til YHWH sits on His judgment seat.
If Donnie exchanges missiles with Kim.
our fate may not depend on God's whim.
If Donnie and Kim set the whole world
aflame,
when the dust settles we'll all be the
same.
Survivors will be equally attractive.
(And more than a little radioactive.)